i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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