Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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