I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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