i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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