Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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