Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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