I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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