do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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