It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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