I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
NoShamevember. You game?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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