I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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