if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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