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This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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