I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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