That's intense
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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