Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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