Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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