so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
did you just send me my own nude
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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