Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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