Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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