She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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