Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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