you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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