well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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