He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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