Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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