she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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