Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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