yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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