why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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