I can tuck mytits in my pants
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
