There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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