we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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