Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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