Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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