Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
