What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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