Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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