Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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