problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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