morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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