I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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