kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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