Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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