Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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