We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
