I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
