Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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