Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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