On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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