i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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