I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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