My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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