Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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