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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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