I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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