oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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