Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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