love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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