No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Randomize
