idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I faked an abortion last night.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
