Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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