ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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